It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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