im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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