So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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