it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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