honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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