Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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