I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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