Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You don't make any sense
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