Its about making memories worth repressing
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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