Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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