I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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