So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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