I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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