You surviving the open bar?
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I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
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We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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