i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wish you could order shots online.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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