Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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