I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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