and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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