Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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