We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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