I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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