what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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