Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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