but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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