I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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