your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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