i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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