everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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