I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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