Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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