Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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