So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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