I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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