i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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