I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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