You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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