Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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