You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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