she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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