if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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