quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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