Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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