I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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