It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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