If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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