If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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