i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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