they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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