Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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