how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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