who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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